Crapfest “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio Secretary of State notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo I.D. You know why? People should know who I am.”
- Sue Sylvester


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That awkward moment when someone accidentally spits on you while they're talking

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And you’re just sitting there like


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When you say the exact same thing as your best friend

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foodwhore:

Chocolate Wasted Cake

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When I come home after hours without being on the computer

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When the wind blows:

Expectations:

Reality:

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looking in the mirror:

“I need to lose weight”

2 minutes later:

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“Didn’t you say you were on a diet”….

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I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.

I feel like I look at people like this:

But I really end up looking like this:

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That awkward moment when you tell your friend, "Remember that time when (insert funny memory here)?!"

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And they’re like 

And you just stand there like


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